Nothing is true, everything is permitted

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

(Source: darkpatriotism, via ollivander)

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

(via wifibox)

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle, via kingsleyyy)

commonersking:

cinemagorgeous:

Shark Isle by artist Kendrick See.

i have never seen a better interpretation of “land shark”.

(Source: cinemagorgeous, via breadfan156)

starklady:

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever

starklady:

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever

(via greatashpectations)

annullo13:

You’re going to need it

(Source: chryswatchesgot, via greatashpectations)


Emma Watson protesting against Turkish Deputy Prime Minister’s comment “All women to stop laughing in public!”

Emma Watson protesting against Turkish Deputy Prime Minister’s comment “All women to stop laughing in public!”

(Source: scotteymccall, via ollivander)